I smoke weed.

Every day.

Not before work or anything like that.

I wake and bake only on days off when I have few responsibilities other than breathing and eating and some light cleaning. And masturbating.

I toke up as soon as I get home from work… to shift gears and chill the fuck out.

It helps with my anxiety and existential despair.

But it does make me a little sleepy.

That’s ok.

I need more sleep anyway.

Now, let’s smoke up, yo!