All you beautiful mamas should take a moment today to wear something sexy… for yourselves. Then masturbate. Or have someone lick your deserving vaginas.

I basically described my plans, didn’t I? I know. How original and unpredictable.

Seriously, though. Being a mother is hard. But worth it because… LOVE.

But… we are not only mamas. That is but one role we play, and though of paramount importance, we are more than just the label. We are goddesses and Empresses, the givers and receivers of one of the greatest loves of all, the nurturers, the gardeners of flowers and sweet little rosebuds. We are all and everything at once. We are complex and untranslatable. We are out of this world, truth be told.

And we don’t have to look or behave a certain way to be good moms. Some of us are chaste. And some of us are… not. Some of us prefer uninked and unpierced skin, while some of us get a new tattoo every year… some of which are more intense than they are feminine. Some of us are conservative and vanilla, some of us are closet exhibitionists with fluid sexuality and an inordinate curiosity in BDSM.

All ways of being are acceptable, as long as you are being YOU.

Let today be a new day, a new beginning in self-love… the real kind and not the kind that thinks spa days equal self-love. Your children are in love with you, you should be too.

Now….

What gift did I receive from my family, you ask? Well… a free pass on Amazon. Did I order crafting supplies? Nope. Scrapbooking materials? Hell nah. A book on that stupid keto diet to solve the mom-bod problem? Kiss my ass.

Of course I ordered a black lace garter belt to wear with my beloved fishnet stockings. Duh. This is Hubs’ way of expressing his gratitude for being mummy to his little girl. But as far as she is concerned… I ordered scrapbooking materials.

❤👽xoxoxo👽❤