As Thick as a Tree Trunk

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The title of this post is self-explanatory. I’m thick. And I am hanging out with some trees that are almost as thick as I am.

I love trees.

Go hug a tree. They hug back. But if you want to hump one… ask for consent first. πŸ˜‰ Yes… I am this weird.

β€πŸ‘½xoxoxoπŸ‘½β€

26 thoughts on “As Thick as a Tree Trunk

  1. You are not “thick” in any derogatory fashion of the word, not that I think you’d talk about yourself that way. But to clarify; you are voluptuous and curvy and beautiful.

    But….
    Joe would you know you’re getting consent from a tree? πŸ˜πŸ˜‰

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    1. I meant “thick” in the most affectionate way. I love being thick and I love thick women. Mmmm… thickness! And I have a rather curious relationship with trees. I might even fetishize them to a certain degree. Is this a thing? Lol I guess you just know about the consent thing… hehehe…

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      1. People falsly accuse me of being kind. I’m not trying to be kind, I’m trying to be authentically myself and say what I feel. Sometimes that works in people’s favor and sometimes it doesn’t. Lol πŸ’‹

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      2. I will take it then. Lol Keep being authentic. I am trying to do the same thing. Hadd fucking work, no? For me itnm is anyway….

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