The breadcrumbs you left for me
Are still stuck in my teeth
And I can’t even dislodge them
With dental floss.
Jesus, not even with an ice-pick….
What the fuck kind of bread was that anyway?
*** So… you’re back to eating bread now, Chubby Bunny Boo-Boo? Better be careful. One second on the lips is a lifetime on the hips. And an ice-pick…? Slightly hyperbolic reaction, wouldn’t you say? ***
*** No worries, Peanut Gallery, there is no nutritional value or calories in fucking breadcrumbs anyhow. And never underestimate the multiple uses of ice-picks. ***