Improbable Permafrost Burial

Weird Poetry

Here is something I’m sure most of you did not know:

If you manage to bury someone in permafrost, and don’t do it deep enough (which is highly likely because permafrost is frozen ground, and therefore… really fucking hard), the ground will reject the body and push it back out.

There is absolutely no metaphor here. But it feels like there should be.




*** Who are you planning on burying, Sweet Cheeks? ***

*** No one… yet…. Still a week away from my PMS zone. Ask me again in about 5-7 days. ***